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Wasting Time
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Dealing with the Trivia in Life
Decades ago, my roommate, Karen used to be a great source of amusement.
She was always so frustrated by, as she called it, 'trivia.'
(No, no! Don't, even for a moment, think I was laughing at her.
She was wryly amused, too.)
So, I always think of Karen, as the day gets lost in trivia.
Mine, or my friends'.
What kinds of things affect the average person in an average month?
- * Insurance - Each time another policy comes up for renewal, our first
inclination is to just pay it (at once, or in installments). Do you also
get sticker shock every time you see the new increase in your premiums?
You, too, eh? So, you just have to call the insurance company/agent
and see if you can do something to bring down those miserable rates.
But there are so many policies! You haven't noticed?
What can you do about them? Let's see....
- Auto - Review your liability coverage. You don't need $300,000
coverage if your whole net worth is only $30,000. Cut that!
On the other hand, you've only got $15,000 for uninsured motorist.
Because of the way the coverage is named, you always thought it
covered the jerk who hit you, right? Uh, uh!!! It covers YOU, if
the jerk who hit you doesn't have coverage. Raise that as high as
possible.
- Renters - Most apartment dwellers don't bother, thinking, if anything
happens, we'll just stick it to the building owner. You fool! This
coverage is actually quite cheap - and can really come through for
you if your apartment is flooded when the random pipe bursts, burned
out, whatever...and need to get temporary residence somewhere or
replace your belongings...including the contents of your computer.
- Homeowners - Sigh. I used to think Californians who did not carry
earthquake insurance were totally irresponsible. But, after the
Northridge quake standard coverage got to be so skimpy, the
deductible has gotten larger than most people's equity in their
homes. So, why pay for coverage if you can't afford to cover the
shortfall? These days, you need to make sure that your policy
does cover things like building code upgrades, replacement value,
separate structures (garages, gazeboes and other things that don't
start with 'g's.). Does my policy cover people who come to visit or
to do work at the house? Gardeners, pool guys, housekeepers, nannies,...)
You've GOT to read that policy! What about the door-to-door solicitor
whose nose gets hit when you slam the door?
- Health - Sure, you're the lucky one. You've got coverage at work.
Yeah, but you pay a few extra bucks, for part of the policy, or your
spouse, or your child. Oh, you mean, you really are spending money
on the coverage, but it's one of those things that comes right out
of your check, so it's not like you're really paying for it, right?
Give me a break! And you could have had all the payments and your
medical co-pays deducted from pre-tax dollars, but you missed the
enrollment period. Or you didn't understand it. Or you just didn't
bother to read the papers. [shrug] Just more annoying trivia.
Well, my friend, you've just cost yourself about 30% of those dollars!
Thirty percent I say? Read it and weep. Between IRS taxes (20%),
state taxes (5%), Social Security (6.2%), Medicare (1.45%) and
local payroll taxes (1%), yup - OVER 30%! DO THE TRIVIA!
No health insurance - that means you're periodically stuck
searching for some. You often kill hours looking, calling,
surfing online. While you may end up deciding not to get any,
it's still cost you half a day. Was that on your boss's time?
- Life - (Oh, this is where some of my clients are going to really
yell at me.) There is no excuse to ever get term life insurance.
STOP IT! Each time you pay one of those term policy payments, you
are plunking down a bet that you will die - THIS MONTH. Because
if you don't make next month's payment, there is no policy. So,
you have to die NOW to make the term policy pay off. Stupid, isn't it?
On a whole life policy or life annuity-type product, you build up
savings. You build up money that you can draw out in case you
don't die for a very, very long time. Heck, with some of those
policies, you can start drawing money and, if the telemerase
technology
works and your lifespan increase by an extra 50-100
years, they'll have to keep paying you as long as you live.
Anyway, you still have to remember to make your payments -
at least for the first several years, until the policy starts
to pay for itself through internal dividends.
Want to know a secret? Your insurance agent makes some really
big bucks on these policies, right up front. So, there is some room
to negotiate the cost.
Surfing - I just did a little test on Google.com to see what happens if
I look for online quotes. The word 'insurance' results in over 25 MILLION
hits. Searching within those results for 'quotes', there's still over
1 million. Narrowing it down with 'online' leaves over half a million hits.
So, naturally, with an over abundance of choices, you're just going to
blindly pick one of the sponsored links on the top or side of the page.
Or a major name you recognize. There's just so much information overload,
that you really can't find the absolute best rate. Me, I call my broker
and have him do the shopping for me. Sure, it costs me just a tad more.
But, I don't mind if he makes money - my time is worth a LOT to me.
And, when I need help, he's there to take care of the problem.
All that, and we've only covered insurance trivia?! Sheesh, there's
so much more.
- *Credit Cards - You've got statements that you must examine to
make sure you haven't been charged for things you didn't buy. And,
of course, there's that charge you don't really recognize, but it
kind of tugs at the corner of your memory. Iiiittt'sss sort of
familiar, but... and the only way the credit card company will
research it for you is if you sign a statement swearing that you
didn't make that charge. (I think that is CRIMINAL of the CC industry!)
Why can't you just call them and ask them to pull the original
charge information for you? They have it on record. I'm a merchant.
I KNOW that I put a detailed, but brief description into the field
for all my clients' charges. If they CC could simply pull it up on
the screen and read it, there'd be no reason to go through the
inconvenience and embarrassment of perjuring yourself. But, you DO
have to ask. See if you can just get the phone number of the merchant
and call them before you sign any paperwork.
- * Phone Bills - Don't even get me started here! Have you looked at
your phone bill? Or do you just give up and pay it? Have you gotten
at least 5 calls today from AT&T or one of those pesky solicitors?
I've reached the point where it's not even worth the trouble to ask
them politely to remove my name. It's much easier to hang up quietly.
But, they do interrupt my work and train of thought, really, yes, at
least 3 times, practically every day. No wonder so many people screen
their calls.
Don't be discouraged. Though, do look at your phone bills.
And if they are low (under $40.00), stop switching carriers. If they
are high (over $100.00), you really must look at your alternatives.
The first free moment I have, I'm making copies of bills for each of
my phone numbers and phone services and shipping them off to my friend,
Jacqueline Freeman, at Excel - If you see
the kind of philanthropy she inspires among her team, I'd turn over
most of my phone contracts to her, even if she kept me even, without
saving money.
Personally, I like to deal with real people. (I'm still
hanging on my 800 contract with National Comtel
because, despite their name, I can call and talk to the same person in
the office every time. Or even the owner. I don't go through voice mail hell.)
Oh, there's more trivia that eats up the day. But, then, I'd eat up the
day writing about it. Wouldn't I?
You too, stop wasting your time, get back to work!
Your TaxMama,
Eva Rosenberg
Personal Finance Resources
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