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What is the Truest
Definition of Globalization?

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Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer:

  • An English princess
  • with an Egyptian boyfriend
  • crashes in a French tunnel,
  • driving a German car
  • with a Dutch engine,
  • driven by a Belgian who was drunk
  • on Scottish whisky (check the bottle before you change the spelling)
  • followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
  • on Japanese motorcycles;
  • treated by an American doctor,
  • using Brazilian medicines.
  • This is sent to you by an American,
  • using Bill Gates's technology,
  • and you're probably reading this on your computer,
  • that uses Taiwanese chips,
  • and a Korean monitor,
  • assembled by Bangladeshi workers
  • in a Singapore plant,
  • transported by Indian truck drivers,
  • hijacked by Indonesians,
  • unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
  • and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends, is Globalization.


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Courtesy of Joyce Ragels, EA in Arizona


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