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Telltale Signs of a Go-Nowhere Frog
By Marilyn Anderson
- It's been seven years and you still have separate apartments.
- You fight like married people, you make up like married people, you're even having as little sex as married people - but you're not married.
- It's Saturday Night and he suggests a romantic evening watching "Wreslemania"
- Year in and year out, you keep bringing up the subject of marriage and he keeps saying, "Marriage is for boring, old, regular people. You and me, baby, we're special."
- Year in and year out, you keep buying it.
Which brings me to some critical definitions:
» PRINCE
- The man you are going to marry.
- The man with whom you will live happily ever after. (Or at least until the divorce.)
» FROG
- Any man you are not going to marry.
- Any Man You Are Not Going To Marry.
- ANY MAN YOU ARE NOT GOING TO MARRY.
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Excerpted from Never Kiss a Frog
A Girl's Guide to Creatures From the Dating Swamp
by Marilyn Anderson
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