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Sexual Harassment Case

It was a sexual harassment case, and it had been a long day.
The young lady accusing her boss said that she was too
embarrassed to repeat the words that he said to her.
The Judge suggested she write them down and that the words
be shown to himself and the jury. She passed the note, which
read - 'Go and take your knickers off, then come sit on my
knee and have a drink with me tonight', to the Judge, who
then passed it on to Fred, the foreperson of the jury.
Fred went to pass it on to the next juror, a middle-aged
spinster who had nodded off in the stuffy courtroom. He had
to nudge her to bring back full consciousness.
She woke, read the note, smiled, read it a second time,
winked and nodded at Fred, then put the note in her handbag!
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Courtesy of Blakely Sanford, EA in San Diego
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