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Top 10 Reasons Why Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex

Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just take the apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but very sweet and easy....
The apples at the top think something is wrong
with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come
along, the one who's brave or determined enough
to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Courtesy of Blakely Sanford, EA in San Diego
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