Tax Jokes
The average man now lives thirty-one years longer than
he did in 1850
He has to in
order to get his taxes paid.
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Income tax is Uncle Sam's version of "Truth or Consequences."
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Doing your own income tax return is a lot like a
do-it-yourself mugging.
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A certain tax attorney took on a very complex case of tax
evasion for a rather mysterious client. He devoted over a
year to the case, familiarizing himself with every
loophole and angle of current legislation, and made a
brilliant argument before the court.
His client was called out of town when the jury returned
with its verdict, a sweeping victory for his client on
every count.
Flushed with victory, the lawyer exuberantly
cabled his client, "Justice has triumphed!"
A realistic fellow, the client immediately wired back, "Appeal at once!"
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Contributed by Blakely Sanford, EA of San Diego
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