You Must Report All Income

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Certainly, before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions.

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks...

"What is your occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says.

The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no, that will never work. That is much too explicit. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?"

"Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year."