Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr Phil show, I have found inner peace.

Dr Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started so I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished.

And, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking well I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace

Contributed by Uneida Langewis of Fremont, CA.