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Issue 328      September 30, 2005
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The Seven-Hundred-Ten

A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came inand asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?”

She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.” She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there.

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, “Is there a 710 on this car?”

She pointed and said, “Of course, it’s right “there.”

the 719 part ... or an oil fluid cover

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