Employee Relations

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So......

I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office, seeing me hanging on the ceiling, he asked "What are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, " And where do you think you're going?"

(You're gonna love this..... )

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

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Contributed by Blakely Sanford, EA in San Diego

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